thediagonallie:

when I was in high school my AP english teacher told us we weren’t allowed to eat in class so I took that as a personal challenge to see what the most ridiculous thing I could eat in class without getting caught was so I started bringing soup to class and as soon as I’d crack the lid of my thermos the tiniest bit this football player that sat like 3 rows in front of me would going “I SMELL MEAT SOMEONE HAS SOUP” and no one ever believed him

sarahmannings01:

myelevenn:

i was editing a picture of jensen and i clicked the kaleidoscope effect by mistake and

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i just 

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i just fucking lose my shit every time i look at it i can’t

oh my god i am DYING RIGHT NOW

snapchatting:

spice things up in bed with some communism

asch 

blood-orange-handed:

there are three levels to tumblr friendships:

1. super nice messages

2. slightly weird messages

3. messages with the entirety of bohemian rhapsody lyrics and messages at 4am saying things like “what if you woke up and u were a chicken”

illumahottie:

Hey guys, hope your skin is clear and you get a text from someone you like real soon.

astrongerdose:

do you ever just hear a certain lyric and your throat feels like it’s closing up bc it hits you that hard

artkat:

despairnaegami:

personasanta:

does anybody else think tired and sleepy mean two totally different things

sleepy is cute and dozing off and happy but tired is 10 cups of coffee and murder

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coluring:

If I call you a loser it means that I’m probably in love with you

asch 
can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

why is there a huge jug of oregano??? who the fuck puts oregano in brownies?????

can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

why is there a huge jug of oregano??? who the fuck puts oregano in brownies?????

asch 

officialbeyonceknowles:

Friendly reminder only 2 more months until you’re free to do whatever you want and be happy and take a break from school and annoying teachers and annoying people people in your school

bakerstr:

I’m 10 away from my next hundred what

follow this fantastic blogger!!!

cyberfry:

a sink is knocking at your door. just let that sink in

puns 

mermaidcrew:

I am so thirsty for emotional and physical intimacy with someone 

I want to nuzzle their neck and lay entwined on my bed and lazily kiss their lips and make them food and get to know every single curve and contour they have 

I want to touch someone with my finger tips and make them feel loved 

asch 
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